Excuse me. Can I have your attention?

Perhaps it will stop...but perhaps it won't. The constant ticking of the eternal clock will go on forever...or perhaps it won't. It's only a matter of time before time runs out, and when that time comes, it'll be time for action. An action that requires no time. The time is now, the time is this. Keep an eye on the time. Become one with the time. Buy someone else's time, share your time, keep your time to yourself. Just don't waste time. Time you could be spent using your time more wisely. Keep an eye on the time. Otherwise, it'll be too late and time will have run out. Perhaps you think you can stop it. Perhaps you think that time stops around you. Good. Keep these thoughts of time preservation with you, they will go with you to your grave. Just remember this. Pay attention to the time. Time will sneak up on you like a ninja panda if you're not careful.Never forget to search for hidden meanings in everything. Take the time to really search and get the best out of everything that is given to you all the time. I'll say it time and time again, time is precious. So don't waste your time. EVER. On anything. Never waste time because you never know when your time will run out.











Now for those still with me, and haven't already discovered the point to this nonsense: Time. Time is the key. You'll find the hidden meaning or objective in time.

mind = blown

Almost, but not quite

The answer is right in front of you, the whole TIME.

THE WHOLE TIME? THERE IS NO TIME! TIME IS NOTHING! WE ARE MONKEYS! EVOLUTION FTW!!!!

Monkeys like to eat fruit.

But, during evolution monkeys learned that pizza is the way to go.

But their unhealthy lifestyle led their hair to thin and fall out...thus humans were born!

But wait- you forgot the big band! You know, when all of the trumpets and saxophones came out to create the Earth?

That happened millions of years ago. The Big Band were bored so they decided to play I Feel Good by James Brown, which created planets and life.

wat

Evil wrote:

wat

seriously... lol

Well you see, it al started with a jazz big band who played I Feel Good by James Brown, which created the universe. Then the monkeys were born from nuclear eggs and ate fruit. They then invented pizza and ate it all the time. This caused their hair to fall out; thus creating humans. The humans lived on to this day as the dominant mammals.
This is a passage of time. Which is what I was hoping to arise from here. So Rover, good job on getting the secret message that II was telling in the original post.

IT MAKES SENSE NOW

Wait no it doesn't.

Exactly!
Sense is boring. Sense is normal. Nonsense makes all things more fun!

D*mn it guys!
Just explain the answer to the original post!

Basically, I wanted this thread to eventualy start describing a passage of time, i.e. The creation of earth - humans evolving.
The 1st post is just a subliminal message hidden within some handy advice to get the real point across.
No idea why. It just came to me. And it worked!

.......

Wow.....


That is so....

EPIC!

Why thank-you squire.

A time machine would help... Maybe we could go back and tell the big band to play something better.

*cough*Randomerthinksheissoundingsmartwhenreallyheisjustbeingdumbandmakingnosense*cough*

Good job, Randomer. I like your scientific explanation on "time". But I must assure you that time is imaginary. Non existent. You see, time is something us, humans, invented so we may keep track of what to do, when to do it, so on. Really, time is nothing. Time is just a coincidence, something that just happens, good sir. No one controls time, nothing controls time.

Except for Dialga, we all know he controls time. arr

But you see, that is just the word time. The actually physical time exists and is happening all around us. It is limitless and repetitive; it never started and will never stop. It's just there. Humans labelled it as time...for some reason unknown to me...just so we had something to call this enigmatic phenomenon.

Oh, and I always make sense.