The "You're Banned" Game

You're banned because my legs hurt.

You're banned because there's an advertisement for Tinker Bell checks on this page.

You're banned because of the thing that happened that one time.

You're banned because of that thing you did that one time that made that happen.

You're banned because of a reason I'm yet to think of.

You're banned for reasons unknown.

You're banned shoes can't walk on their own, they have to walk in pairs.

You're banned because I laughed.

You're banned because I said so, therefore it must be the case.

You're banned because of TEH WUBZ.

You're banned because Bowser is invading this place.

You're banned because Mario will stop him.

You're banned because Mario is already dead.

You're banned because then I'll join forces with Bowser.

You're unbanned for joining our side.

You're banned for the sake of grumpigs everywhere.

You're banned because the voices said so.

You're banned because eggs hatch into birds or reptiles.

You're banned because eggs can hatch into other things too, like platypuses.

You're banned because thats not the plural.

You're banned because there is no plural. Although, the correct Greek plural would be Platypodes. However, most scientists use platypuses or simply platypus.