May 21st...The rapture?

Subject: May 21st...The rapture? Thu May 19, 2011 3:16 pm

Apparently This saturday's the end of the world?
We've heard claims like this several times, I'm sure.
What makes it absolutely prepostorous is that I see ads on billboards and trains about it.

I'm not sure why it's being advertised. Boredom I suppose.

Thoughts?

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Thu May 19, 2011 3:49 pm

what? I thought it was 2012? everyday is the end of the world now

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Thu May 19, 2011 4:01 pm

XD That was my reaction to when I first heard this.
I guess we can't stop people from making doomsday theories can we?

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Thu May 19, 2011 6:52 pm

The guy who predicted it is some Catholic guy who's predicted the end before. He's always been wrong.

Basically, he's taking quotes from the Bible saying that it's a secret message that says God will kill everyone on May 21st. It's hard to explain, but he says he has biblical proof.

I didn't believe it at that point because of another quote from the Bible where God literally promises to never destroy everyone on Earth again after flooding the earth (The Noah's Ark story.)

Although, the guy who predicted it recently said that the end of the world is because of gay pride, which pretty much shows that the whole thing is a fake.

I think it's awful how some Catholics treat homosexuals and it sometimes makes me ashamed to be one.

tl;dr:
There is no end of the world, only a dickish homophobe.

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Thu May 19, 2011 7:55 pm

annoying brother wrote:: tl;dr:
There is no end of the world, only a dickish homophobe.

Guys just so you know the world is gonna end God told me in my dreams and he made me pregnant I'm going to have a baby I'm naming him Lucifer

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Fri May 20, 2011 10:59 am

Wow really yoshibreathesfire? I didn't know that he was thinking that,...wow...
(By the way do you possibly go by a shorter name? Your nickname's a tad long, I don't mind using it if you don't have a shorter name though).

LOL Connor, where's that baby going to come out? Your belly button?

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Fri May 20, 2011 2:55 pm

Pikachu! wrote:: Wow really yoshibreathesfire? I didn't know that he was thinking that,...wow...
(By the way do you possibly go by a shorter name? Your nickname's a tad long, I don't mind using it if you don't have a shorter name though).

LOL Connor, where's that baby going to come out? Your belly button?

No my left nostril.

Call him Aidan, cause that's his name.

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Fri May 20, 2011 7:47 pm

ConnorSaurusRex wrote:

Pikachu! wrote:: Wow really yoshibreathesfire? I didn't know that he was thinking that,...wow...
(By the way do you possibly go by a shorter name? Your nickname's a tad long, I don't mind using it if you don't have a shorter name though).

LOL Connor, where's that baby going to come out? Your belly button?

No my left nostril.

Call him Aidan, cause that's his name.

Left?
I think it should come out of both and then morph back into one being

Oh, that's a nice name
Is it okay if I call you Aidan, yoshibreathesfire?

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More bullshit. I really can't wait to see the guy's reaction when this fails to happen. He'll probably say he misjudged and will move it to a different date.

He's about as sane as the man who decapitated a woman in Tenerife, claiming to be God's prophet.

World's goin' mad yo.

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 8:26 am

He'll just be like 'Oh... Did I say 21st? I meant 22nd' and so on and so fourth.

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 10:42 am

He keeps delaying what time it's supposed to happen today too. At first he said 6:00pm everywhere, now he says 11pm EST.

I'm going to stay up late so I can see the nothingness that will happen!

Oh, and it's fine for you or anyone else to call me Aidan, Pikachu. Smile

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 12:44 pm

yoshibreathesfire wrote:: He keeps delaying what time it's supposed to happen today too. At first he said 6:00pm everywhere, now he says 11pm EST.

I'm going to stay up late so I can see the nothingness that will happen!

Oh, and it's fine for you or anyone else to call me Aidan, Pikachu.

I agree with all of you. I haven't seen this many nuts since a planters truck tipped over.
(I know that was terrible )

Yay! Thank you Aidan

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 1:14 pm

Pikachu! wrote:

yoshibreathesfire wrote:: He keeps delaying what time it's supposed to happen today too. At first he said 6:00pm everywhere, now he says 11pm EST.

I'm going to stay up late so I can see the nothingness that will happen!

Oh, and it's fine for you or anyone else to call me Aidan, Pikachu.

I agree with all of you. I haven't seen this many nuts since a planters truck tipped over.
(I know that was terrible )

Yay! Thank you Aidan

I haven't seen this many scared idiots since I used a public washroom.

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 1:27 pm

LOLOLOLOL What did you do to those poor humans?

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 4:19 pm

Pikachu! wrote:: LOLOLOLOL What did you do to those poor humans?

*makes fart noises*

btw the world just ended, and I'm in hell, and they have Wi-Fi.

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 4:27 pm

Do their TVs get good reception?

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 8:09 pm

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sat May 21, 2011 9:13 pm

Keep waiting and listen carefully. If you're quiet, you can hear the moaning of the zombie army getting closer. Wink

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sun May 22, 2011 8:59 am

I was yelling to my family "Happy end of the world!" at 6pm yesterday. Razz

I'm not 100% sure, but I think the guy who predicted this said that it's been "delayed."

Complete bullshit.

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sun May 22, 2011 2:07 pm

yoshibreathesfire wrote:: I was yelling to my family "Happy end of the world!" at 6pm yesterday.

I'm not 100% sure, but I think the guy who predicted this said that it's been "delayed."

Complete bullshit.

Yeah, I agree
(You might want to take it easy on the language buddy <)

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sun May 22, 2011 2:20 pm

Pikachu! wrote:: (You might want to take it easy on the language buddy <) [/i]

Yeah sorry, I just hate how stupid people like this act after they're proven wrong.

Apparently the guy who made the prediction hasn't been seen since yesterday. He won't answer his door and is afraif to admit he was wrong.

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sun May 22, 2011 5:00 pm

UndyingFury wrote:: Keep waiting and listen carefully. If you're quiet, you can hear the moaning of the zombie army getting closer.

If only...

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Sun May 22, 2011 5:42 pm

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

Pikachu! wrote:: (You might want to take it easy on the language buddy <) [/i]

Yeah sorry, I just hate how stupid people like this act after they're proven wrong.

Apparently the guy who made the prediction hasn't been seen since yesterday. He won't answer his door and is afraif to admit he was wrong.

LOL Isn't he just SO manly?

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Mon May 23, 2011 11:56 am

Guys I predict that the world is already over and we're in hell

Subject: Re: May 21st...The rapture? Mon May 23, 2011 3:30 pm

wow I can't believe this topic is so popular