Vending Machine!

You got a jack-o-lanturn

*insert cherry*

you get bomb
*insert elfar's bloody hand

You get nothing, because you have no inventory.

*inserts coin*

Inventory:
Energy Drink
Al Gore
KFC
peso
Jack-O-Lanturn

You got crap

*steal tokens from sshg which I insert*

You got nothing due to the police chasing after you for stealing

*inserts REGULAR COIN*

Inventory:
Energy Drink
Al Gore
KFC
peso
Jack-O-Lanturn
crap

You get a thief from Mexico who steals your peso.

*inserts coin*

Inventory:

You got stuff.

*inserts REGULAR COIN*

Inventory:
Energy Drink
Al Gore
KFC
peso
Jack-O-Lanturn
crap
a thief from Mexico who steals my peso.

you get bacon strips
*cursed aztec gold coin*

you get your heart cut out by a mummy Aztec priest

*Inserts coin*

you get a Gyarados plushie
*insert free heart ticket*

You get nothing.

*Inserts nothing*

You got stuff.

*inserts REGULAR COIN*

Inventory:
Energy Drink
Al Gore
KFC
peso
Jack-O-Lanturn
crap
a thief from Mexico who steals my peso.
Bacon strips.

You got a rare degg worth over 9000 British pennies.

*Inserts leftover bamboo*

you get celery
*insert fish taco*

But if I live off of celery, I'll starve to death D:

And you get a beef taco.

*Inserts a nice pair of pyjamas*

You get a bed.

*Inserts fat man*

You get a free appointment for a lypo-suction - Have fun

*Inserts happy thoughts*

You get a phone book.

*Inserts a burnt XBox Elite*

you get a dreamcast
*insert homework*

You get a slightly torn piece of paper with the word spoon written on it.

*Inserts an egg*

you get that chicken foot guy from invader zim
*insert microwave*

You get a toaster oven.

*Inserts angry thoughts*

You get a nappy.

*Inserts gum*

You get a mug

*Inserts apple*

You get an angry chipmunk.

The vending machine explodes from all the shit you guys are stuffing in it
*Rebuilds*

*inserts coin*