Last person to post wins :D!

I win because Jaffa Cakes are the bees knees.
You can get them here in Britishland.

I win because Charlie Sheen is no longer #winning.

O.o
Well it certainly is interesting.

I just win.

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Wait...

I think I already did that one...

I win.

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I win because my victories are short and sweet.

Winning.

I win because I only have to do 2 more hours of revision.
I did 22

I win because of stuff that has just occurred.

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I win because I have Minecraft now!

I win because gravy.

To win you must be able to win; therefore I win.

<--- This wins.

Me= Metaphoricaly.

No. I = win. Literally.

I win.

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Winning.

Still winning.

But I've just taken the lead!

No...
No.
I win.