By the time you finish reading of this sentence.....

Okay, here's one I made up!

Every post has to start with "By the time you finish reading this sentence", you then have to end that sentence with something creative!
Also, every post has to make sense. No random nonsense.
There aren't too many rules, and it's a bit weird to understand, so I'll name some examples.

User 1: By the end of this sentence you will see a smiley face .
User 2: By the end of this sentence you will have finished reading.

Okay, I'll start.

By the end of this sentence you will have lost The Game.

By the end of this sentence you will die.

It's supposed to make at least a bit of sense.
No one died after reading that.

By the end of this sentence you will be thinking of penguins.

At the end of this sentence, you'll be wishing that you were a pig.

Pigs do have an easy life.....

By the end of this sentence, you will be breathing manually. >:}

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

It's supposed to make at least a bit of sense.
No one died after reading that.

By the end of this sentence you will be thinking of penguins.

You call that making sense?
I wasn't thinking of penguins after reading that.

Psyneku wrote:

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

It's supposed to make at least a bit of sense.
No one died after reading that.

By the end of this sentence you will be thinking of penguins.

You call that making sense?
I wasn't thinking of penguins after reading that.

The whole point of that is that because I mentioned penguins, and told you that you will be thinking of them, made you think of them.

You were thinking of penguins after that.

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

Psyneku wrote:

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

It's supposed to make at least a bit of sense.
No one died after reading that.

By the end of this sentence you will be thinking of penguins.

You call that making sense?
I wasn't thinking of penguins after reading that.

The whole point of that is that because I mentioned penguins, and told you that you will be thinking of them, meaning that you thought of them.

You were thinking of penguins after that.

I didn't and wasn't.

If I say that you will think of penguins, then likely you will try not to, but since you are trying not to, you're thinking of them.

Basically you're lying.

No, I'm not lying. I'm doing homework, not thinking about penguins.

Psyneku wrote:

No, I'm not lying. I'm doing homework, not thinking about penguins.

But when you read "thinking about penguins" you would have at least thought about penguins for a second. It's the way the human mind works.

By the end of this sentence you will see a period.

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

Psyneku wrote:

No, I'm not lying. I'm doing homework, not thinking about penguins.

But when you read "thinking about penguins" you would have at least thought about penguins for a second. It's the way the human mind works.

By the end of this sentence you will see a period.

No, it isn't. I wasn't thinking penguins at all, just because you mention a word doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to think about that word.

Psyneku wrote:

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

Psyneku wrote:

No, I'm not lying. I'm doing homework, not thinking about penguins.

But when you read "thinking about penguins" you would have at least thought about penguins for a second. It's the way the human mind works.

By the end of this sentence you will see a period.

No, it isn't. I wasn't thinking penguins at all, just because you mention a word doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to think about that word.

Look. If you read the word, your brain processed it, therefore you thought of it. Even if it was just when you read that word, you still thought of it. If you hadn't thought of it, then you wouldn't have read the sentence which is untrue.

Now actually play the game.

By the end of this sentence you will do something.

By the end of this sentence, you will wonder why pandas don't eat meat; even though they are clearly built to be carnivores.

Damn... That's so true.
Stop eating bamboo Randomer!

By the time you finish reading this sentence, approximately 5 to 10 seconds will have passed.

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

Psyneku wrote:

yoshibreathesfire wrote:

Psyneku wrote:

No, I'm not lying. I'm doing homework, not thinking about penguins.

But when you read "thinking about penguins" you would have at least thought about penguins for a second. It's the way the human mind works.

By the end of this sentence you will see a period.

No, it isn't. I wasn't thinking penguins at all, just because you mention a word doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to think about that word.

Look. If you read the word, your brain processed it, therefore you thought of it. Even if it was just when you read that word, you still thought of it. If you hadn't thought of it, then you wouldn't have read the sentence which is untrue.

Now actually play the game.

By the end of this sentence you will do something.

Not every word I read comes into my mind and I start thinking about flippers and icey water. I did readt the sentence and didn't think of penguins. I read the sentence while I was tired and therefore wasn't really putting all aspects of it into my mind.

Look psy, if you read the sentence, and actually read the word penguins, then you thought about penguins. It's the human brain and it's how it works.

By the end of this sentence, you will likely look for a hidden message in it.

I tried not to...but I did.

By the end of this sentence you will have wasted a few valuable seconds of your life that you will never get back.

By the end of this sentence you will know that there was actually no hidden message in my previous post.

And now I am more knowledgeable.

By the end of this sentence you will have read this sentence.

By the time you finish reading this sentence you will know that dolphins along with humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure unless you already knew that in which case this sentence will do nothing for you, and now you are realizing that this sentence is quite long.

I did already know that
On a similar note:

By the end of this sentence you will probably have learnt that pandas are very picky about their mates, and when birth happens, it is usually twins; however only one will survive in the wild because the mother doesn't have enough milk to feed them both.

D: Poor pandas!

By the time you finish reading this sentence you will have read this sentence.

Mission accomplished.

By the time you have finished this sentence.

.....
I don't really know how to respond to that.

By the time you finish reading this sentence, you will not be dead.