Vending Machine!

you get token
*insert Burning Gundam*

You get a non-burning Gundam

*Insert foreign currency*

You get an American dollar.
"Thank you for using our currency exchange system. Have a nice day."

*Inserts two coins*

You get a chocolate bar and one coin change.

*Inserts one copy of National Geographic Panda for Nintendo DS*

You get a DS.

*Inserts Machine*

You get the original machine because the machine you put in replaced the previous one.

*Inserts coin like a good little boy*

You get a pat on the back and some dodongos for luck.

*insert magic beans*

You die of methane inhalation

inserts insanity

You get a therapist.

*Inserts Hotel Mario*

You get room service.

*Inserts puzzle*

You get a solved puzzle.

*inserts an eye*

you get zero 2
*insert kirby*

You get a overused B Down move.

*Inserts man*

you get a philosopher's stone
*insert philosopher's stone*

You get a nerd.

*Inserts strange contraption*

you get a machine
*insert you*

You get a smile.

*Inserts lady*

You get a sandwich.

*Inserts scrambled eggs*

you get egg sandwhich
*insert contra 4*

You get a dolly.

*Inserts window*

You get a sill.

*Inserts Element Zero*

You get a needle.

*Inserts KONG letters*

You get some bananas.

*inserts severed arm*

you get a living arm
*insert mudkipz*

You get Weegee.

*Inserts Loonie*