Vending Machine!

You get sun tan.

*Inserts tree*

You get a shard of metal from the vending machine you just broke stuck in your eye.

*Inserts dollar coin in broken machine*

You get magical powers which you can only use once and only once to do anything you wish, then you will never get magic ever again. Even if you use the magic to get more magic... Magic.

*Inserts Turtle*

The machine is broken. You get nothing.

*Fixes machine and inserts turtle for Randomer*

I get a bag of Haribo Star Mix. (And I will share)

*Inserts bamboo*

you get asia
*insert nothing*

You get a coin.

*Steals coin from Pialga and inserts it*

You get coins.

*Inserts chocolate*

Yuu get chocolate coins.

*Inserts red panda (interestingly, also known as inferior pandas)*

You get a dead panda.

*Inserts fishie*

you get evil panda

insert evil panda

You get a nice panda.
*Coughnotrandomerhe'sadouchenotreallyI'mjustjokinghe'sactuallyaniceguyonceyougettoknowhimCough*

*Insets coin*

You get nothing.

*Inserts coin*

You get nothing.

*Inserts nothing*

You get cheese. That's right. Cheese.

*Inserts sage* (as in the herb)

You get a curry.

*Inserts Indian woman*

you get indian thriller
*insert pingas*

You get a youtube poop and post it to youtube.

*Inserts teh internets*

you get the interwebs
*insert interweb troll*

You get Rover

*Insets coin attached to a string and pulls it out*

You get the most appropriate response to that action: shot in the neck. Enjoy!

*Inserts ladder goat*

you get a question mark shaped cookies
*insert soul eater*

You get an eaten soul.

*Inserts pie*

You get crums.

*Inserts dog*

you get arrested for animal cruelty
*insert monopoly money*