Let's make a story!

But then the millitary wanted him because he could divide by 0

Then the millitary went on strike because their wages were too low.

And suddenly, a mouse snuck onto the Pike and ate him, cause he was his favorite flavor.

Then Princess Peach had a heart attack and called for all the doctors in the world to visit her pallace.

Then a chicken grabs Psy and he dies from chickenitus.

Then the pike gets reborn and helps Princess Peach and the millitary found it

Momo wrote:

Then the pike gets reborn and helps Princess Peach and the millitary found it

The newly reborn Pike then finds the chicken and eats it....

Yeah...

Then the chicken becomes a Yoshi and it breathed fire.

Momo's arse then caught fire.

Psycosmic wrote:

Momo's arse then caught fire.

Momo's butt flames then set the Pike on fire, killing the Pike, the chicken, and Connor who somehow got there.

A fisherman suddenly caught a karp.

But the pike realized it's fire proof so people wanted to kill it but I...

Spoiler:

Which happened to be populated entirely by a tribe of ninja bunnies

Then a chicken runs up and takes the form of a Shandera.

But then the mighty hand of pokemon online crushes it into oblivion

Then magikarp comes to the rescue.

But then Revi (see avatar/sig) shoots Magikarp.

Then a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded

A bomb went off at Heathrow Airport.

The Pike decides that there is too much death in this story and uses his magical cake powers to make everyone immortal

UndyingFury wrote:

The Pike decides that there is too much death in this story and uses his magical cake powers to make everyone immortal

Only those magical cake powers drained all of the power of the Pike. The Pike utters it's last words "Yoshibreathesfire is awesome.", and slowly dies.

Also it can't be brought back to life because I said so!

New Chapter...

Starly's take over the world.

Then the Pike realized he can't make anyone immortal

A Starly starts pecking at the Pike.

Out of boredom I send it to the void