The "You're Banned" Game

You are banned because CAPS LOCK RUINS THINGS.

You're banned because it's 9:37 AM here.

Your banned because it's not 9:37 AM here. d:

You're banned for being in a different timezone.

You are banned for being in a different time zone to other people in the world.

You're banned for posting that reply.

You're banned for bullying the eggs.

Your banned for banning someone who banned someone!

You are the one who is banned for that thing that you did that one time.

You're banned because I said so.

You're banned for some raisin.

You're banned for saying raisin.

You're banned because raisins will rule the world one day

You're banned because I don't like raisins.

You're banned because I do like raisins!

You're banned because raisin scones are the tastiest treats ever conceived

You're banned because I don't actually know what a scone is.
I've heard the name and I know it's very British food, but that's all I know...

You're banned because you don't know what a scone is.
I've eaten a blueberry scone before; it was like heaven in pastry form. <3
I believe a scone is a small unsweetened or lightly sweetened biscuitlike cake. It can come in many different flavors.

That is correct.
Raisin scones with cream and jam are simply marvellous.

You're banned for knowing what a scone is.

You're banned because you were banned previously and kept banning people after you were banned.

You're banned for banning someone that was banned previously and kept banning people after he was banned.

I'm banned

Your banned because you're banned.

You're banned for breathing fire all over the new dining table.

You're banned for stealing all the crescent rolls.