The "You're Banned" Game

You're banned because I realized now that I used the wrong form of you're in my last post.
In fact, I used the wrong form and then used the right form after...

"Your banned because you're banned."

You're banned because you realized your grammatical error.

You are banned because there are no apostrophes in this sentence.

You are banned because I cannot believe that there are not any apostrophes in your sentence.
That is wack!

You're banned because the Earth isn't flat.

You're banned because the earth is a triangle.

You're banned because I can't believe it's not butter.

You're banned because I can believe it's not butter.

You're banned because I like the color purple.

You're banned because purple is my favourite colour.

You're banned because turquoise is my favourite colour.

You're banned because my favorite colors are blue, purple, black, and crimson.

You're banned because America decided to leave the 'u' out from the word 'colour', among others.

You're banned because because because.

You're banned because .

You're banned because of that thing.

You're banned because of that thing too.

You're both banned because it's not a thing, it's jaffa cat.

You're banned for banning the both of us because it's not a thing, it's jaffa cat.

You're banned because I destroyed jaffa cat.

You're banned because jaffa cat is immortal.

You're banned because I don't know my IQ

I win because...

Oh wait wrong game...

You're banned because I just ordered Netflix.

you're banned because I don't know what Netflix is.